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Jan 28, 2010 1:10pm
stuffhipstershate: Flared Jeans I’m sorry—is it 1999? Is She’s All That still a smash-hit at the box offices, destined to become a beloved piece of rom-com Americana for years to come? (Btw, Lanie Boggs was totes a hipster.) No? OK, well is it, in fact, 1969, the summer of love and awesome tunes? An age when peasant blouses were all the rage and it was totally acceptable to get high in public (at places other than Bard College and various Vermont locales)? Oh… I see that you are shaking your head. OK. Do you have some kind of rare ankle condition that requires you to wear pants that allow for an extra five inches of prancin’ room in the vicinity of your ankle-ular area? The answer, once more, is an emphatic “nay.” Ah, then I can only ascertain one reason why you would have donned such misshapen, woefully outdated jeans: You are achieving a level of irony only possible in my most Adderall-induced half-dreams. Carry on. (Photo)

stuffhipstershate:

Flared Jeans

I’m sorry—is it 1999? Is She’s All That still a smash-hit at the box offices, destined to become a beloved piece of rom-com Americana for years to come? (Btw, Lanie Boggs was totes a hipster.) No? OK, well is it, in fact, 1969, the summer of love and awesome tunes? An age when peasant blouses were all the rage and it was totally acceptable to get high in public (at places other than Bard College and various Vermont locales)? Oh… I see that you are shaking your head. OK. Do you have some kind of rare ankle condition that requires you to wear pants that allow for an extra five inches of prancin’ room in the vicinity of your ankle-ular area? The answer, once more, is an emphatic “nay.” Ah, then I can only ascertain one reason why you would have donned such misshapen, woefully outdated jeans: You are achieving a level of irony only possible in my most Adderall-induced half-dreams. Carry on.

(Photo)
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